你知道 “ABCDEFGHIJK” 是什么意思吗?

【欢乐时光】
🔸男孩问女孩:你知道 “ABCDEFGHIJK” 是什么意思吗?

女孩:英文字母。

男孩回答:A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl (一个男孩可以为女孩做一切)。

女孩又问:那后面的 “HIJK” 呢?

男孩:He Is Just Kidding (他只是在开玩笑)。

🔸一位妻子要求她的丈夫来形容她。

丈夫说:你是 “A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K” 。

妻子问:这是什么意思?

丈夫答:Adorable (可爱),Beautiful (美丽),Clever (聪明),Diligent (勤奋),Elegant (高雅),Fabulous (绝佳),Glamorous (华丽) 和 Honest (诚实)。

妻子:哇,好动人喔!那 “I,J,K” 又是什么呢?

丈夫:I’m Just Kidding (我只是在开玩笑)!

【Happy Moments】
🔸Boy asked Girl: What does “ABCDEFGHIJK” mean?

Girl: Alphabet letters.

Boy: A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl.

The girl asked: What about “HIJK”?

Boy: He Is Just Kidding.

🔸A wife asked her husband to describe her.

The husband said: You are “A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K”.

Wife asked: What does this mean?

Husband replied: Adorable, Beautiful, Clever, Diligent, Elegant, Fabulous, Glamorous and Honest.

Wife: Wow, it’s so touching! What about “I, J, K”?

Husband: I’m Just Kidding!

小雄上课和旁边小英说话

 

小雄上课和旁边小英说话被老师看到。老师叫小雄站起来问:你为什么跟小英说话?

小雄马上回答:我要跟她结婚生子。

老师听了生气地说:小小年纪就谈恋爱,不好好读书,太不像话了!

小雄:老师我….

老师:不要解释!

小雄:老师我….

老师:小小年纪就会说谎!

小雄:不是啦….

老师:出去罚站!

小雄说:老师,我是要跟她 ..借…卫生纸

【Happy Moments】
🔸The teacher saw Xiaoxiong talking to Xiaoying during his lesson. Teacher asked Xiaoxiong: Why did you talk to Xiaoying?

Xiaoxiong answered immediately: I wanted to “get married and have children” (结婚生子jiéhūnshēng zǐ)

The teacher said angrily: You are too young to fall in love, if you don’t study well, you are wasting your golden period of life.

Xiaoxiong: Teacher, I….

Teacher: Don’t explain!

Xiaoxiong: Teacher, I….

Teacher: Trying to cover up!

Xiaoxiong: That’s not I meant…

Teacher: Go and stand outside!

Xiaoxiong said: Teacher, I actually wanted to … borrow toilet paper… (借…卫生纸 jiè wèishēngzhǐ)

😀Have a Great Wednesday Everyone!

😀快乐星期三!